I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
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You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
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Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
there is puke in my bra ... again
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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