Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
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Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
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Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
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