is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
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we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
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