he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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