my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
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she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
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Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
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