I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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