Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
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She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
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Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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