So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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