what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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