hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Did you pee in the oven last night??
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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