after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
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