I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
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90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
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New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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