Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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