i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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