the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
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Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
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the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Oh and itโs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ณ๐
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