love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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