Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
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Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
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HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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