she woke up with a sticky ear
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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