You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
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theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
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I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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