Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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