Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
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I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
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And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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