I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Randomize
