Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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