this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
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DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
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I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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