He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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