I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
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I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
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Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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