i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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