Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
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Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
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I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS