i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
