You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
my being single is dangerous.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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