Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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