im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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