I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
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