I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
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