I accidentally had phone sex last night
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And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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