driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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