i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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