Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
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"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
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Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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