i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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