Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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