Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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