brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
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She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
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NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
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