i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Randomize