glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
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