i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
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he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
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You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
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