youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
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My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
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There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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