Yo dont text me then not text me
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
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Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
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It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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