What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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