Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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