And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
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The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
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Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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