Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
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burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
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Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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