I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
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You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
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So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
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