I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
Randomize
