S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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