HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
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I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
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Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
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