Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
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