Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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