I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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