Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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